diabeticasshole:

ohdeargodwhy:

seajee:

blessedunrest-keepsusmarching:

omfg-yousuck:

emailing:

emmacadavra:

I will always reblog this. It’s fascinating and terrifying at the same time.

Holy shit

holy fucking shit

I am now officially terrified of snakes. 

 

NOW YOU FUCKING SEE WHY I FUCKING HATE SNAKES

cute-sexual:

esexist:

there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday

sasshole

You’d know something about that wouldn’t you HANNAH MONTANNA

brigwife:

probablyharrison:

my grandma and great aunt have passed this card back and forth every birthday for almost 20 years

AWWWHH

lascocks:

madmanwithoutabluebox:

I just need this omg

lustful groaning

thewritingfortress:

veggietalesyaoi:

if tumblrcon was a thing someone would literally get killed there im not even joking

karatam:

azulaang:

older-aang:

theinvisiblemonsters:

abukkitofcelestialintent:

do people actually stand in front of a microphone for hours making weird gibberish sounds for them to use in the sims games

because if so then i need to see this happen at least once in my lifetime

if not more

well you’re in luck then

THAT. LAUGH.

Katie Perry was also one those fools too

ever-fall-ing:

sexicancore:

i-o-u-an-assbutt:

mintmeow:

i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them 

do you need a hug

i think we all need a hug

this made my day

david-john-mcdonald:

thedailytennant:

you know you’ve made the most of your life when you can fanboy over yourself

why is he so perfect?

brother-touching-wincest:

On Supernatural, we don’t say “I love you,” we say “I can’t do this without you” which roughly translates to “If you die, I’m coming with you” and I think that I’m crying help me.

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

deanisanactualprincess:

flutiebear:

Misha Collins going for a morning jog at Comic-Con 2012

Look at that man grin like a motherfucker in the second GIF.

When I grow up, I want to be as adorable a troll as Misha Collins.

(also I want my ass to look that good in running shorts)

one day i hope to be as good as a runner as him he is such an inspiration to me in every way

that girl cosplaying as Cas though is like THAT’S HIM THAT’S MISHA GET HIM, GIRLS

romulusthread:

MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING

Why I like being a lesbian.

imsuchafagg0t:

• Girls are so fucking sexy.
• You can’t get pregnant even if you forget to take your pill.
• If you want penetrative sex, you can still get it, but with a really awesome purple penis.
• Boobs go ‘badoing’ and can amuse me for hours.
• When they bite their lip…
• You can both ‘wear the trouser’s’ and not make a guy feel emasculated.
• A girl’s skin is always so soft.
• Again, boobs.
• And also, vaginas.
• And just generally, girls are yummy.

hungarian:

i’ll never delete my tumblr so when my kids are like “ugh MOM u don’t understand”, i’ll show them my tumblr so they can realize i was once young & laughed at dick jokes